Yep. Today’s the day.
I broke my leg, too.
About the leg, not the birthday.
I am entering another decade. I refuse to say which, but suffice it to say, I am not happy about having attained this particular year of my life. So I have taken to saying I am xxty-ten, not my actual age.
My daughter (the one with the sneer) awoke me way too early this morning and told me to come downstairs. Breakfast and coffee were served. My favorite card:
Outside – “You have to confess it’s your birthday, but as far as your age goes…”
Inside – “You have the right to remain silent.” (to the tune of the “Law and Order” theme song).
Doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo.
My girls know what I like.
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